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In
a far away land, way out west, there lived some sheep in fact,
millions of them. Indeed, it was a great place to live if you were a sheep.
The grass was lush green and the sky was always blue. These sheep grew
some of the best wool in the world!
Now it so
happened that some people lived there too. They spent their days tending
to their woolly friends by giving them "haircuts" now and then.
In return for the wool, they made sure the sheep had plenty of grass and
fresh spring water. It seemed like a fair deal for all.
The wool
was sold to big mills in the East where it was made into warm clothing
for people to wear during the cold, wet winters there. The people soon
noticed the natural crimp of the wool trapped heat and moisture, leaving
a layer of dry, warm air circulating next to their skin. The freezing
folks were warmed with their own body heat naturally. What a concept!
The people were happy!
One day,
two intrepid shepherds, Lanky and Rounder, asked themselves, "If
you could wear wool clothing to stay warm, why not sleep on woolen fleece
at night for the same reason?" After all, man had been sleeping on
sheepskin since the Stone Age. They believed they had a brilliant idea.
Well,
their idea had one basic flaw the sheep kept running out from under
them. Although the boys were a bit slow, they eventually figured it out.
The idea
of slaying one of their woolly beasts for its skin never occurred to Lanky
and Rounder. They set about creating a fluffy sheepskin bed using virgin
wool shorn from, who else, their beloved friends.
After years
of intellectual wrestling, they finally had a creation. It looked, felt,
and acted just like a sheepskin yet left their fleecy friends to graze
in the fields. They christened it, "SnugFleece." The
process they developed secured the wool in its natural upright position
onto pure cotton backing. It was heaven! Shouts rang out as the first
SnugFleece was made, "Hey instant sheep, without the hooves
COOL!" NOT even realizing at the time how literally woolly-cool
it was.
Lanky
and Rounder, quick as ever, discovered what had been known for thousands
of years wool is cool! Were they crazy? Not at all
its true. They experienced for themselves crisp, cool comfort in
the hot summer heat. The dashing duo was totally amazed.
What makes
wool cool? Its absorption ability wicks perspiration away from the
body keeping dry air next to the skin. This helps regulate body temperature
by allowing the bodys natural cooling system to work better. Translation:
in the heat of the night you are "cool as ice," like Rounder
said that first summer. Lanky exclaimed in agreement, "Its
Mother Natures own air conditioning, for crying out loud!"
Then it dawned on them! Desert dwellers are swathed in wool clothes for
this very reason. It keeps them cool on the burning days yet warm on the
frigid nights.
So far, our
plucky pair had discovered three things about their new invention:
- Wool is
naturally comfortable to sleep on.
- Wool provides
natural insulation from the cold.
- Wool is
a natural air conditioner.
Natural,
natural, natural which made it a very good thing!
One day Lankys
dad asked if he could try one of their mattress covers. Now Lankys
dad had painful bad arthritis in his joints caused from a rambunctious
childhood playing bone crunching football and eating too many pretzels.
The results were amazing. The arthritic elder slept like never before.
He told other stiffened seniors how SnugFleece helped his creaky back
condition. "But how can it help our inflexible ailment?" asked
one rigid rheumatic.
So,
once again, the shepherds sought some research and, lo and behold, discovered
the reason. SnugFleece helped those with arthritis, backaches, and rheumatism
for the same reason it helped Lanky and Rounder get a better nights
sleep. The springy wool kept their sore joints toasty warm! Heat and reduced
pressure two of the best natural pain-relieving treatments known
to man!
Now Lanky
and Rounder realized they had probably founded the best thing since the
hot water bottle, an ingenious discovery for our lamb-brained lads. They
had a revolutionary concept based on humble sheepskin at half the cost
of slaughter. Better yet, their bleating buddies could remain intact.
So, being
the kindhearted shepherds they were, they decided to allow the sleep-deprived
and distant people of the East share in their sonorous, sheep-induced
sleep. They sold it as a lavish sleep comfort item and were immediately
thanked profusely.
Inferior
imitations have attempted to pull the wool over the eyes of the inexperienced
masses, but rest assured, (no pun intended), SnugFleece wont fleece
you! Lanky and Rounder managed to produce SnugFleece with maximum density
and pile height. The natural coil-action of the wool fiber maintains the
covers original shape with a simple vacuuming. Its designed
to last a lifetime. A decade and a half of satisfied users bleat in agreement.
Thousands
of users are already enjoying the benefits of sleeping on a woolen SnugFleece.
Sleep studies* have shown that sleeping on wool promotes less tossing
and turning, deeper sleep, and a more regular heat beat. The way Lanky
and Rounder figure it, wool makes one fit even without going to the gym.
Bonus!
And
the sheep lived happily ever after.
*American
Wool Council
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